Glitch Theology Dispatches
The Optimisation Trap — Why Your Brain’s Refusal to Be Fixed Is the Most Intelligent Thing About You
There is a $4.5 trillion industry built on a single premise: that you are broken, and that the right system, supplement, or subscription can fix you. Productivity apps. Sleep trackers. Dopamine detoxes.…
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The Optimisation Trap — Why Your Brain’s Refusal to Be Fixed Is the Most Intelligent Thing About You
Every app, every guru, every algorithm is trying to patch your firmware.…
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The ‘Why Did I Just Walk In Here?’ Brain | Why You Forget What You’re Doing When You Enter a Room (And How to Keep Your Train of Thought)
You're in the kitchen, thinking, "I need to get the…
The ‘See? I Knew It!’ Brain | Why You Only Notice What Confirms Your Beliefs (And How to Open Your Mind)
You have a strong opinion about a certain topic –…
The ‘I See It!’ Brain | Why Your Mind Fills in the Blanks (And Why That’s Very Nice! Sometimes.)
You look at a series of broken lines, and suddenly,…
The ‘Where Did the Time Go?’ Brain | Why Time Speeds Up As You Get Older (And How to Slow It Down)
You remember your childhood summers stretching on forever, filled with…
The ‘I’m Right, You’re Wrong’ Brain | Why You Stick to Your Beliefs (Even When They’re Clearly Bananas)
You're in a heated discussion, armed with your facts, logic,…
The ‘Tip of My Tongue’ Brain | Why That Word Just Won’t Come Out (And How to Unlock Your Mental Vault)
You’re mid-sentence, telling a story, or trying to introduce someone,…
The ‘I Swear I Saw It!’ Brain | Why You Miss the Obvious (And How to See What’s Really There)
You’re watching a video, intensely focused on counting passes between…
The ‘Did That Really Happen?’ Brain | Why Your Memories Play Tricks (And How to Trust Your Past)
You're recounting a story from your childhood, vivid in your…
The ‘I Already Know’ Brain | Why You Finish Other People’s Sentences (And Why That’s Very Nice! Sometimes.)
Someone starts to tell a story, and before they can…
The ‘Always On’ Brain | Why You Can’t Stop Thinking (Even When You Try)
You’re trying to meditate, but your mind is replaying yesterday's…