Glitch Theology Dispatches
The Optimisation Trap — Why Your Brain’s Refusal to Be Fixed Is the Most Intelligent Thing About You
There is a $4.5 trillion industry built on a single premise: that you are broken, and that the right system, supplement, or subscription can fix you. Productivity apps. Sleep trackers. Dopamine detoxes.…
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The Broken Measuring Stick | Why Your Reality is Relative (The Contrast Effect)
The Contrast Effect is a cognitive bias where our perception of a…
The ‘Phantom Pixel’ Brain? Why Your Digital Self Feels Literally Real?
The Phantom Pixel Brain is the reason you feel a literal jolt…
The Head in the Sand Strategy. Why You Avoid the Truth (The Ostrich Effect)
The Ostrich Effect is the tendency to avoid negative information by "burying…
The River That Never Stays Still Why Your Brain Fears Change (The Flux Illusion)
The Flux Illusion is the cognitive error of treating dynamic, changing systems…
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The ‘Everyone’s Watching’ Illusion | Why Your Brain Thinks You’re the Star (And How to Dim the Spotlight)
You trip slightly on the sidewalk, and for a split…
The ‘Suddenly Everywhere’ Syndrome | Why Your Brain Sees New Things Everywhere (Very Nice!)
You just learned a new, obscure word. Or perhaps you…
The Inner Monologue | Why Your Brain Won’t Shut Up (And How to Find Quiet)
You're trying to fall asleep, but your magnificent, weird brain…
The ‘What If’ Wormhole | Why Your Brain Loves to Explore Alternate Realities (And Gets Stuck There)
You just made a decision. A big one, or even…
The Brain’s Squirm | Why Your Mind Hates Contradictions (And How It Fixes Them)
You just bought that ridiculously expensive gadget. You told yourself…
The Brain’s Jukebox | Why That Song Won’t Leave Your Head (And How to Evict It)
You woke up this morning, and there it was |…
The Cliffhanger Brain | Why Your Mind Loves Unfinished Business (And Can’t Let Go)
You’re halfway through a truly compelling novel when you have…
The Magnifying Glass Brain | Why We Obsess Over Tiny Details (And Miss the Big Picture)
You’re meticulously adjusting the angle of a picture frame, ensuring…
The Brain’s Sonic Secrets | Why Certain Sounds Make You Tingle (Or Want to Scream)
You’re scrolling through videos, and a soft, rhythmic tapping starts.…
The ‘Main Character Syndrome’ | Why Your Brain Thinks It’s the Star of the Universe (Very Nice!)
You’re walking down the street, headphones on, and the perfect…